Minuteman

Bunch of Xenophobic gun-carrying racist rednecks that have nothing else to do with their lives than to patrol desert areas while sipping "cold ones" looking for oh-so-dangerous illegal aliens, not realizing the real threat came through the airport sporting a valid-and-legal tourist visa.

Daaaam sister!!!.. we better hurry up and finish humping soon, 'cause poppa Bobby Joe is coming to pick us up and hunt some Mexicans!. I loooove to be a minuteman!.

by @MeDiCo_BrUjO October 20, 2009

minutemen

people who go back in time and save the world

virgil fox, charle tuttle, and zeke are minutemen

by silveragh February 9, 2008

minutemen

Human garbage Organization that discriminates against mexicans and mexicans only and strictly,legal or Illegal,(dont't let them fool you)a great example is an old hag spitting and dancing over the mexican flag on a video on the web,this organization is formed by minority outcasts (coconuts,uncle toms,and twinkies)senior citizens rejected and/or forgotten by their own families,lousy handymen or contractors that blame mexicans for taking their jobs(sorry but an american can take your job anyday if he can do it better just as well)and just plain old fashion right wing extremists without a life to fulfill.

Robert:I can not believe they gave that Illegal alien my job!!!!
Alex:umm his name is frank,he is american from mexican descent,and he took your job cause you missed work too many mondays.
Robert:well,I kinda felt sick after watching nascar and drinking beer all day sunday....git'er dun,unemployment here we come.
Alex:youre such a minutemen

by xxxplain nastyxxx July 4, 2008

Minuteman

A man who cums in under a minute: If a man does this, he is should get himself some fucking viagra.

Girl 1: So how did the sex with Jim go?
Girl 2: Not well, he was a minuteman.
Girl 1: Well, at least now I know not to fuck him.

by hahayeaaaaboi May 9, 2018

Minuteman Tech

The Best High School In MA

Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech
Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!

by xxRawr96 May 13, 2011

Massachusetts Minuteman

Using a 3/8" ramrod, push one mentos three inches down your urethra. Then take a 1/4 cup of Coke and pour into shaft. Quickly wrap a rubber band around the head of the penis and wait for it to explode out the side of your cock, like Mt Saint Helens.

Samuel: "My musket is jammed & the Redcoats is right over that ridge!"

Cletus: "There's nothing left to be done...We must give em the Massachusetts Minuteman! Mentos and meat!!!"

by Doug W! May 31, 2023

minutemen

1) A group of men from all over America who are patrolling a 36 mile strech of the border Arizona shares with Sonora. They alert Border Patrol when they see illiegal aliens crossing over. They are doing this as a symbol that the Bush Administration needs to do more about illiegal immigration.

1) All minutemen are armed with rifles, night-vision, camo, and pistols. They are real men.

by Teh Food April 7, 2005