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minnie horse cum

When a midget has large penis and fills a 5 gallon bucket with semen
Oliver: “I heard Jenny got kale to do a Minnie horse cum last night.”
Ken: “ Yeah kale got an unlimited supply.”
by Meningitis Mamba April 20, 2022
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Minnie

a very cute lady who can always makes your heart melts with her smile. However, cuteness is just one side of her, and within it, there is beauty. Yes, she's a combination of cuteness and beauty and, when you realize that, you will not be able to move your sight away from her since then. Nevertheless, Minnie is always a good listener and whenever you are depressed, she always try to do something to cheer you up. Therefore, she's a friend who you should never missed since she cares more than anyone and treat you with honesty. If you know a Minnie in your life, your lucky. Because with her, your life will always be filled of color.
Minnie buy minnie mugs & shirts
by piggypiggypiggy October 6, 2012
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Ingle Mingiti

Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.

In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.

The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.
Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.
by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006
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midnite

i common name for a domestic black house cat
usually spelled "midnite" the original definition of midnight is usually NOT referred to as a cat, however the misspelling of the word midnight is usually a reference to a cat of all or mostly black fur
gah! midnite just cat tagged my air mattress!

hahaha pwn't you noobrometor!
by Dus10 January 30, 2008
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Skinny Minnie

What obese people call a woman who isn't as fat as they are.
After my 5th helping at the Chinese food buffet I saw Donna. She lost 5 pounds and is down to a size 18 dress. What a Skinny Minnie!
by Confidentially Dongo October 24, 2019
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Minniephile

A person who identifies closely with MInnie Mouse, often dressing and speaking as the independent and charming Disney cartoon rodent.
Our senior partner is a true-blue Minniephile and her strategy in the courtroom is to use this to connect more theatrically with the jurors.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 24, 2018
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