Minky

A Minky is a type of vagina gremlin. Much the same as the warbling wickersham or the dribbling grackleshank they live inside afflicted female genitalia, waiting for an unsuspecting penis or inanimate object to venture closeby. As soon as the Minky detects said penetrator, they will jump out and attack it, in the case of a penis they will tickle the males bellend and try to prevent any further vaginal interaction. Minkies can affect any female at any time. The only way to get rid of a Minky infestation is to ram the tormented sexual organs with a properly prepared penis.

Friend 1: "How did your date go last night, fella?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, was good mate, until we got to it. She was riddled with Minkies! Tickled the shit out of me first time I tried to stick it in!"

Friend 1: "Ah, Rubbish! What did you do? I had to quit last time I encountered a Minky!"

Friend 2: "Only thing I could do! Fucking rammed that shit in there and saved those organs!"

by MinkyMarauder June 28, 2011

minky

Another word for Monkey. used by Clouseau in the Pink Panther

What a nice Minky you have there!

by albion-bh October 2, 2007

Minky

A type of music usually associated with underground raves and drug usuage, e.g. Bassline, Jump-up DnB etc.

*Annix remix of ‘The Sound’ by Majistrate comes on*

Random sesh creature: “Corrrrrrrrr fuckin’ hell this is minky”

by TopBanana21 June 20, 2018

Minky

Often referring to a clown or pedo who wants dick

Abdikarim: Yo brah i heard you were with minky last night
Mustakim: Yeah he raped me. it was noice! :)

by The unknown boss June 26, 2016

minky

hot, especially when describing a chick

You sure do look minky in that bikini.

by Kristylynne May 8, 2003

Minky

When you act like a soft ass coward bitch. Avoids all face to face interactions and fails to handle business. Has had multiple dicks on multiple occasions destroy his mouth and tush. Doesn’t know how to use “formally” in its proper form.

*Don’t be Minky!

Man my principal is real minky!

by T-cat “meow” March 11, 2019

minky

minky: most Unsatisfactory.

as in: he's a minky chief

(he's a very unsatisfactory person)

by PhilLondon08 June 17, 2008