minigolfing

The act of shoving clammy wonderbread fingers up firecrotches, but failing.

hayyyy girl wanna go minigolfing?
I wanna stick ma fingers up yo tubez

i want choo n00dz

by DJ FABBBULOUSSSS* November 6, 2007

Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 29, 2017

African mini golf

A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.

Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.

by Golfchad420 August 28, 2020

Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021