minimal

Minimal Techno. A genre of stripped-down techno that used to be the shit (cool & underground) in the early 90s, but is now mainstream and dull. The only thing cool about minimal nowadays is hating on it. Which has become rather popular. Some say minimal and minimal techno are two different things, however, these people are gay.

Some minimal artists include Richie Hawtin (who is uber koolische), Robert Hood and Daniel Bell. And Ricardo Willalobo.

Also called mnml.

- Das minimal is uber koolische, ja?
- Ja, Richie, mnml!

by mnmlisuberkoolische July 29, 2009

Manical

a state of mind describing a person being lost in his thoughts and who is furthermore unable to act reasonable caused by extreme use of hallucinogens.

While the neon lights were gushing out from every corner, I realised I am a Manical.

by FALD! April 27, 2015

minimal

also Mini-Mal. A hybrid, or fun-sized, surfboard ranging from 7'-8'6. Originally fashioned after the Malibu surfboard. So appropriately named the minimal, and great for beginner surfers.

He caught his first wave last night with a minimal.

by walkingonglass July 2, 2007

Minimal Effort

Preparing for and overcoming challenges or solving problems with the least possible effort. A principle that is against using more time and energy than necessarry. Some people have this term as a way of life. Sometimes it is an outcome of chronic procrastination. No regrets.

Chad studied all night to manage to pass the exam in the following day. A true inspiration of minimal effort.

by Papazilium May 31, 2021

Minimal

To be so insignificant and useless at everything one does. To go unnoticed by the world around. A pointless being. To make no such addition to man-kind.

Usually dwells with a nimtard

"Yo minimal get to the bar"

by Danox1 August 8, 2006

2 Eyed Monical

Verb and Infinitive To Give a 2 Eyed Monical

Pronunciation: Too ehy'ud mon.ih.cuhl

Definition: Is accomplished when and only when a male places each of his testicles over the eyes of his sexual counterpart.

Derived from the Trojan War Helmet.

Used in situations encouraging demoralizing or demeaning sexual behavior.

Lance Armstrong can no longer give Sheryl Crow a "2 Eyed Monical" due to his testicular cancer and tumors. Poor Sheryl Crow. Hey win some; lose some right?

Alternate:
After ejaculation, I found it necessary to give her the "2 Eyed Monical" because she was such a dead fish in the sack.

by Steven J Huddy April 4, 2008

minimal pussy media

What a mad scientist uses to make pussy while working long hours. The minimal essential elements for creating your very own pussy.

And on the 9th day Jan pulled out the minimal pussy media and it was good

by FuckRudder November 16, 2011