minivan

A seemingly slow and boring vehicle that gives the drive license to go as much over the speed limit as desired, without fear of a speeding ticket.

Cop: "I just clocked that minivan at 120, looks like this radar is in need of repair."

by melinuxfool November 18, 2007

minivan

nickname for a fat girl

Your girlfriends (fat) friend is a minivan

by NICE ONE May 27, 2005

The Minivan

Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.

The Minivan? Two up front, five in the back, baby!

by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006

minivan

A car infamous for being driven by worried moms with 300 screaming soccer kids in the backseat, so they always drive ten miles per hour below the speed limit, and they don't speed up, so they wind up causing more accidents.

Thankfully, they are being phased out by worried moms driving Suburbans, Yukons, Expeditions, Excursions, Tahoes, Denalis, Navigators, and sometimes even Escalades, which they seem to drive faster probably because they think they're safer.

My mother used to drive a minivan, now she has a Yukon XL. So she drives faster and hogs twice the gas.

by A Pissed Off Person January 27, 2005

minivan

A hot girl's fat friend.

Kanye West:
If a stripper named Porscha and u get tips from many men
Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

by Dennis Le July 16, 2008

minivan

a car that is every teenagers nightmare to be driven in

you havea minivan? sorry i cant go out with you

by bananaduck December 29, 2003

MiniDisc

the most versatile, high quality recording system available

You want to record that?
Use MiniDisc.

by yorrick hunt May 27, 2008