mingus

A male dingus

My brother ran into the screen door. What a mingus!

by carat1 November 18, 2014

mingus

a man that's probably high

i think i saw mingus smoking in the girls' bathrooms during 1st period

by dylanthecunt123 February 02, 2022

mingus

Large handmade wooden dildo.
Dick.

Yes this is a fine antique mingus, looks to be from the victorian era.

by El February 04, 2004

mingus

Mingus Campbell the ex Lib-Dem leader who still hides behind "Menzies" because it looks more attractive on paper.

Reporter: Yo Mingus, why d'ya spell your name M-e-n-z-i-e-s, but still pronounce it like a rank vagina anyway?

Mingus: Erm, erm well you see rather than trying to pronounce an unattractive word on paper, in a more favourable light. I preferred to, in essence, do it the other way round! *grins proudly*

Reporter: Isn't that a bit, er, backwards?

Mingus: Actually it's a bit Scottish.

by LightningUT August 10, 2009

mingus

a sneaky girl who smokes shit

he was devestated when he found out his mingus cheated on him

by Mingus Mauler July 08, 2009

mingus

mingus is a cat. mingus is very cute. mingus needs a hug. mingus is mingus. mingus. mingus. mingus. mingus.

hmmm have i fed MINGUS yet? MINGUS is very cute.

by paintingPrincess November 20, 2021

mingus

the second part of bromingus

woah bromingus, you finna cop some munchies?

by Pourcel February 23, 2017