mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

mingita

A lesbian who has South Asian ethnic origin.

Origin: pun on minge-eater / mingita, as many indian/pakistani names end in "ita"

"That Indian girl's pretty - I've heard that she's a bit of a mingita though"

by johnzee November 9, 2004

Mungstache

the moustache one gets after he or she has been munging

damn i hope thats milk and not a mungstache bro!

by dmess April 17, 2010

Mongstafarian

(noun) an adherent of Mongstafarianism.

Hey Billy, look at the silly Mongstafarian!

by sup3rm0nk3y August 22, 2011

Mingtangi Day

Mingtangi Day is a day that is reserved for the asian society of New Zealand, Much like the New Zealand holiday waitangi day on which the native inhabitants (The Moari) sit around drinking cheap beer and complaining about the white people stealing their land of them. On Mingtangi Day things are much the same. The Asian inhabitants of New Zealand sit around on the floor and eat sushi, occasionally snort wasabi but mostly complain about the whit people not letting them steal their land and laughing at their bad driving. Mingtangi Day is normally one day after Waitangi Day, this means all the non asian or maori people dont have to put up with the complaining for more than two days a year.

Trav: Mingtangi Day sucks!!

Ting-Pow Ming-Lang: YOU KICK MY DOG!!!

Trav: There are lots of asains complaining today...

by Harry_dredge February 8, 2007

mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

minstant

A minstant is a time frame between a few seconds and a minute.

It is a combination between the words "minute" and "instant."

"I've got to drop off a check, I'll be back in a minstant."

by lil'le December 11, 2009