Minerva 

A female variation of the Melvin wherein the underwear is manipulated by one with a swift and forcefull jerk upwards to place the vast quantity of cloth above the waistline, resulting injuries are commonplace.

Tessa got her vagina injured when she fell victim to a minerva while wearing resilient undergarments.

Minerva by hairy-keepah-hides-balding October 7, 2010

minerva 

A rare std that can kill

Jasmin got minerva and it was pretty serious

minerva by estiloeclasse January 6, 2008

Minerva 

A smoking hot black lady who is made of white Light.

I reached for true greatness, and there, married Minerva before my fellows.

Minerva by Charmsky26 August 3, 2022

Minerva McGonagall 

One of the best professors Hogwarts has ever seen. She is strict, but clever, funny, and caring. Some of her best moments were when she was making Umbridge look like a fool and fighting the Death Eaters in Deathly Hallows.

Slytherin: I loathe Minerva McGonagall, she never let's us have a free day..

Ravenclaw: But she's so smart, and I'm glad she let's us do work!

Gryffindor: Did you see her stand up to that Umbridge woman?! None of the other teachers had the guts to stand up to her.

Hufflepuff: C'mon guys, I don't like conflict...

Minerva McGonagall by Veronica Margaret January 18, 2012

Minerva McGonagall 

Such a legend. The most bad-ass professor Hogwarts has ever seen, and then she went on to become the headmistress of the school, the ONLY wizarding school in Scotland, might I add. She ALSO was the head of Gryffindor house. She won't take any crap from nobody.

Also loves biscuits.
And can take the form of a cat.
We stan.

Hufflepuff: Wow, Minerva McGonagall is so cool.
Slytherin: But she gives so much homework.

Ravenclaw: That doesn't matter, Slytherin. It shows she values both her job, and learning. That's good in my book.

Gryffindor: Lol, which book Ravenclaw, you have to many to count. But Puff is right, McGonagall is so bad-ass. Slytherins just jealous that our head of house can crush theirs in a duel, while still being an absolute legend.

Minerva McGonagall by nonojuststop October 13, 2019

Minerva Liu 

Some ugly Chinese girl that call people Asian because she is a wannabe white girl.
She is very popular but nobody knows why. Mostly spends time by her self but knows a lot of people.
She also dated some hot guys but everyone knows that it was just for the clout.

Minerva Liu: Oh, ur such an Asian kid
Asian kid: Oh really, well ur Asian too btw
Minerva Liu: Haha I'm white dummy

Minerva Liu by YaLoveToSeeIt November 18, 2018

minerva horse 

Nerve pain so bad it causes the muscles in the area to contract and cause more pain.

Sorry for the outburst, I was having a Minerva horse.

minerva horse by Missmayhem23 January 10, 2021