minderbating

tricking yourself into a self induced mind fuck.

I couldn't wrap my head around the fifth dimension...I was minderbating all night.

by caromirrey November 6, 2011

mindet

Being a boss ass motherfucking bitch

She is full of sass and a total mindet

by Missy A1 July 6, 2022

Text-minder

A reminder over text. Usually used between students, especially teenagers.

I had to send her a text-minder about buying a ticket for the dance! She's so forgetful!

by AliceCullenPixie June 1, 2009

Shit minder

The person you get to look after or 'mind' your stuff or 'shit' while you go to the bathroom or have to do another 5 minute errand.

Sarah: "Dude, I need to pee... can you mind my shit?"
Anthony: " Fuck you! I've had enough of being your shit minder!"
Sarah: "..."

by The last girl on earth March 18, 2011

Nigger Minder

Nigger Minder - A place that Nigger's are sent for an attitude adjustment,
also known as Correctional Facilities or Prison. This happens when a
nigger forgets how to interact in society, So the nigger needs minding.

Joe: Hey, what happened to Tyrone?
Max: He fucked up and was sent to the "Nigger Minder" again

by Get real, Ya All!!! May 9, 2008

monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

MindEraser

A Xanax Blunt. Consisting of one half xanax bar and three parts marijuana substance.

A Xanax blunt is a MindEraser.

by Dinkran January 24, 2009