Minecrack

a person who is sexually attracted to 2d anime men who act like dogs, also loves to take dick up his ass

fuck me like Minecrack fucked his 2nd grade teacher

by Overkill454 November 25, 2020

madcrackerish

When someone acts so white that it's scary and you just want to laugh at them. Also used when a white person does something dumb.

Conrad is so madcrackerish when he dances or sings.

by madcrackerish January 16, 2007

mindcocked

When a girl figuratively and mentally grabs a man by his cock- forcing him to drop everything in order to pursue her. The male makes decisions with his penis. In the workplace, this results in the male fantasizing over a female coworker who has mindcocked (sexually manipulated) him.

Dude, she totally mindcocked him, he basically wipes her ass after she takes a shit.

by chowchow696969 November 8, 2017

mintycracknel

Term given to the feeling one experiences having failed to wipe ones arse properly. Derived from the 70s/80s sweet which left a similar (though oral) itchy feeling.

"I've got bloody mintycracknel, I'm off to the bog"

by Dan Frank September 15, 2007

Mindcrafty

Mindcrafty is a raging cow.

Skittz: He Crafty how are you today?

Mindcrafty: GET AWAY FROM ME OKAY GTFO

Skittz:shhhhhhh

Mindcrafty: NO NO -rage quit-

by NowI'mscaredofcrafty January 19, 2011

mindjack

(v) jacking off in your mind

"Whoa this hot girl walked by, and i started to mindjack!"

by Crackalack Mcnuts November 1, 2007

mancrack

Bloke's arse

he went for a huge shit out of his mancrack

by ProfHawking January 27, 2004