millimeter peter

millimeter peter- brandt

wow he’s got such a brandt aka a millimeter peter

millimeter peter by millimeter peter January 6, 2021

Millimeter Peter

Millimeter Peter, also known as your local drug dealer, is defined as the smallest pecker known to man. You can find one of these if you look around the corners of your city! You can usually find one by homeless shelters or in some random woman's mothers house!

"Never thought that he'd have a millimeter Peter!"
"I was so disappointed when his pants came down and in all his glory, a millimeter peter stared back at me."

Millimeter Peter by thebrddd November 21, 2023

Millimeter peter eater 

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

Millimeter peter eater by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

one-milimeter peter

a dude with a very small pee-pee that tries to front that he has a BIG one...but doesn't (-__-)

Danny: Hi, wanna fawk?
Chick: No.
Danny: Wai =O
Chick: What's there to fuck? Your one-milimeter peter?
Danny: ...Yes =*(
Chick: You got a little one, darling.
Danny: *starts cuttin' himself*
Chick: Silly rabbit.

one-milimeter peter by Michellers February 23, 2009

milimeter peter 

a man whos penis is 3 milimeters...FROM THE GROUND! YUH!

Dad: Hey, careful not to trip on that milimeter peter.
Son: You got it dad!

milimeter peter by YUH! June 26, 2004

Millimeter Peters 

A young gentlemen who is a sniper on the pitch of a sport

The millimeter peters were dominating the field

Millimeter Peters by jeffgay August 4, 2007

millimeterpeter 

a penis thats only a millimeter(smallest unit in the metric system) long. insult used by canadians

look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw

millimeterpeter by the_wizard May 30, 2006