Milk Mustache 

After a girl is done giving you a blow job, and your ready to cum, you cum on her upper lip. This will give the appearance of a milk mustache.

I'm gonna give that bitch a milk mustache tonight!

Milk Mustache by TBKowns September 27, 2010

Milk Mustache 

After cumming in a girl, she takes her finger and sticks it inside her vagina to get the cum out. Then she takes the cum and rubs it on your upper lip.

Female empowering version of a sexual joke.

I was laying with this chick after I blew my load and then she gave me a milk mustache.

Milk Mustache by MustachiodeMilk June 4, 2009

Milk Mustache 

The art of ejaculating on your hand, but letting some get on your finger. Now gently rub the semen on your hand on to her upper lip. Forming a "Milk Mustache.


Note:It is like a Dirty Sanchez, but with Semen.

Austin wanted to spice up the night, so he gave Patriza a Milk Mustache.

Milk Mustache by The Dirtier One March 5, 2009

red milk mustache  

Its what you get when eat a girl out on her period

guy1, i ate this girl out and she gave me a red milk mustache !
guy2, she must have been on her period.

red milk mustache by rev_b April 9, 2009

chocolate milk mustache

When you eat out a girls ass and have shit on your upper lips

He just ate her ass and now he has a chocolate milk mustache

chocolate milk mustache by Bigd4ddy69 May 21, 2018

Bulgarian Milk Mustache

The process of delicately pulling apart your partners anus forming a bowl, once the Anus is appropriately stretched to satisfaction fill the anal bowl with 2% milk and desired cereal. After your meal is prepared vigorously perform oral sex on your parters anus while having a nutritional breakfast. After you bowl is empty kiss your partner on the mouth giving them the classic Bulgarian Milk Mustache

Partner 1: good morning sweetheart all the dishes are dirty and I’m gunna be late for work would you mind me giving you a Bulgarian milk mustache

Partner 2: sure

Bulgarian Milk Mustache by James corporately September 7, 2022

Texas Milk Mustache 

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.

I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.

Texas Milk Mustache by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016