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A small town in Michigan. Has a simple feel, with a different and much more calm and detached from the hustle and bustle of every day Metro detroit life vibe. Great restaurants, and a great family atmosphere with real values.
There are a lot of fake rednecks with daddys lifted truck and wannabe country people and then the meth heads of highland, but the good outweighs the bad.
The real draw though, is the namesake MILFs. For some reason there is an extraordinary amount of beautiful blonde married women in their 30s 40s and 50s just looking for the right young guy in his mid 20s to early 30s to cheat on their husbands with. Hit up the red dog or main street or kroger
There are a lot of fake rednecks with daddys lifted truck and wannabe country people and then the meth heads of highland, but the good outweighs the bad.
The real draw though, is the namesake MILFs. For some reason there is an extraordinary amount of beautiful blonde married women in their 30s 40s and 50s just looking for the right young guy in his mid 20s to early 30s to cheat on their husbands with. Hit up the red dog or main street or kroger
Tara: oh my God look at those young guys over there, that one with the long hair is so fucking sexy
Stacey: I think those guys live in the sober living house I always see them at the gym and at Kroger
Jessica: my husband has been on his fishing trip for like 4 days so I'm gonna see if that 27 year old guy wants to come over tonight, god I love Milford
Stacey: I think those guys live in the sober living house I always see them at the gym and at Kroger
Jessica: my husband has been on his fishing trip for like 4 days so I'm gonna see if that 27 year old guy wants to come over tonight, god I love Milford
Milford by The MILF HUNTER OF MILFORD February 23, 2024
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Milford Haven
Sea port Town in West Wales used to be famous for its fishing industry.now famous for fuck all.Home to the Elephant Woman,Places of interest inciude Condom fishing on Gelliswick bay, Posing in Martha's Harbour and trying to look like a yacht owner or visit the Haven Hotel for a friendly Welcome and get your pocket picked!
Milford Haven by Hash BROON August 8, 2006
Milford Cubicle
An armless character in episode three of the Salad Fingers flash movies. He chases Salad Fingers home after he steals Milford's "nettle carrier". Milford spends hours bashing his head against the door of Salad Fingers' before he dies. Salad Fingers gives the now deceased man the name Milford, and invites him in for a glass of milk. Milford's wears an apron which says "BBQ" on the front, and a nametag with three stars on it, that tells people he is Harry, and "happy to help"
Milford Cubicle by EnigmaticCoffeeCup November 14, 2004
Milford Junction
It is the act where two+ lovers take a shit in a large metal mixing bowl and mix the feces together. Then each of you take a handful of the mixture and swallow it. Then after waiting a total of five minutes you vomit on your respective lover's chest and make hot sweet love with the smell of vomit and shit hanging in the air.
Guy 1: Me and my girl decided to try the Milford Junction last night.
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Guy 2: Oh really? How did it taste?
Guy 1: Like shit!
Milford Junction by guruguru12386 November 5, 2013
Milford High School
What don’t you love about Milford high?
It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.
Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.
The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
It has everything you need, too deans locking the bathroom doors from kids destroying showing there art skills on the walls, too kids pissing on floors.
Milford is the whitest trash in all of the huron district. Too girls hooking up until the school. And ofc you can’t forget the kids who have colored hair and are 300 pounds.
The best part is we have a very loving dean!
He loves the girls so much he even makes sure they’re ok. If you’re lucky enough he will even touch your shoulders a few times…
I saw a dude fingering his girlfriend at lunch, of course it’s at Milford Highschool.
Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
Milford High School - A shitty place for kids to be forced to learn
Milford High School by SlaveOwner411 October 14, 2021
Milford man
A graduate of the prestigious Milford Academy, where children are expected to be neither seen nor heard. This type of man tends to sneak through life in the same manner, being neither seen nor heard.
Milford man by jumpandyell October 3, 2008