mileishka

A beautiful girl who's had her heart broken a lot. She might be broken but she'll give you the best of the best. She's an amazing friend and she is close with everyone. She's a blessing to have in anyone's life. She can make you fall in love quickly but then leave you just as quick if you aren't keeping it 💯

"That's Mileishka she's nice but be careful she can drop you as quick as you fall for her."

by Brokengirl45 August 25, 2017

MILFitia [milf-ish-a]

A small group of extremely attractive middle age women who fight the battle against staying loyal to their husbands through having as many sexual encounters with others as possible. These "others" are also known as "POS", or Prisoners of Sex. They are forced (willingly) to fuck the shit out of each member of the MILFitia. The members of a MILFitia often are seen at beaches with their children, in the frozen food section at a shopping center without the restriction of a bra, and at the local soccer games cheering their kids on every thursday night in their short shorts and tight tank top. Their seductive tactics help to avoid the use of weapons. They prefer to use the power of sex to fight their battles.

MILFitia milf-ish-a.........Take a look around. No need for an example, follow the definition and you'll see examples EVERYWHERE.

by warheadzz July 30, 2010

MILFism

a disease in which you are only attracted to women too old for you and/or a woman that is a mother and/or gives “mother energy”. MILFism occurs most commonly amongst sapphics. there is no cure !

“older women are so hot… i may be young but i only ever want to date women way older then me, i just love milfs”
“girl sounds like you’ve got MILFism”

by gay for older women August 29, 2023

milfshake

Having group sex with two or more MILFs, at the same time.

Guy #1: You can't have a MILFshake if you had sex with one at 10:00PM and another at 6:00AM.

Guy #2: What the hell is a MILFshake?

Guy $1: When you get two or more MILFs and everything starts shaking around.

by johnnytherock July 6, 2011

Milfshake

More than two milfs on the same place.

One milf
two milfs
MILFSHAKE

by fionagoode March 3, 2016

Milfshake

When you hook up with a lactating mother, and you use her breastmilk to make a milkshake.

Bob- Dude, you're dating Kristina? She's a mom!

Richard- So what? We made milfshakes last night, and they were delicious.

by Harry Richard Head February 19, 2011

milfshake

making a milf shake

your mom

by nick January 19, 2004