Mildew Slammer

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.

"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"

by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

Mildew Mouth

a person with rotten teeth/ breath, who wont stop sending the stink your way when they talk

Hey, mildew mouth, point that weapon some where else, its smell when you talk makes me want to hurl.

by PattiePoe January 28, 2009

Mildew freeze

Simultaneous orgasms

Those two just had a TOTAL mildew freeze after their hot date!

by Mildewy1 December 24, 2016

mildew puss

someone with a stinky look on their face like they just smelled something stinky has a mildew puss

she had a bug up her butt or something she had a total mildew puss

by me December 10, 2003

mildewing to keep from rusting

not doing much at all.

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

mildew

Many Indonesian mistakenly believe "mildew" to be the English word for tobacco. It's because in Indonesia, the word "mild" is disproportionately more commonly used in cigarette advertisings compared to any other publication.

Whenever my friend asked for the location of 'mildew' plants at a park, I was confused until I realized he thought it meant tobacco—thanks to all those cigarette ads in Indonesia using 'mild' everywhere!

by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

The Memphis Mildew

Another strange sexual happening. When you are " Eating it all out" as Famous Amos puts it, and you sneeze all over her anus and vagina hence the Memphis Mildew. A personal experiance im sure from the good ole south where you can sneeze on a womans vag and shell still suck you off.

Come on bitch dont let me down just because i gave you the Memphis Mildew.

by theoriginalopiate March 24, 2011