Mike and Ikes

The best damn candy in the world.They come in many dfferent colors.

George-"WOW THEM MIKE AND IKES WERE AWESOME"

Fred-"Dude I am gonna be sick I think I ate one to many boxes"

George-*PUKES ALL OVER THE FLORR*

Fred-**PUKES all over George**

by ClanaLuver December 17, 2008

big mike and the twins

A euphemism for one's junk or package.I.e the cock and balls

Sheila gently stroked big Mike and the twins till Mike
blew man gravy on her hand.

by Joe. Smith March 27, 2006

mike and ike

This is a very rare occurrence. It happens when you and your partner (male x female) have sex while eating mike and ikes. You guys are trying to have kids, so you don't use a condom. Later, you guys go to the doctor, and they tell you you're going to have two twin boys. Naturally, you name one Mike and one Ike because the fucking urban dictionary definitions are good. See idiot. Why any fucktard would have two twin boys named Mike and Ike confuses me out of my fucking skull, but it's an option i guess.

this pains me deeply, but i'll try and give an example.
Dr. Smith: Good news! You will be having two lovely twin boys.
Jenny: What should we name them?
Greg: Hmm... How about Mike and Ike?
Jenny: Those are such nice names!
Greg: *realizes he's retarded because he just pulled a mike and ike*
Greg: Thanks!
okay, now i can just sit here, slowly rot away, and pay dearly for what i've done to this world.

by 508gang June 30, 2017

Mike and Mary

Two peas in a pod. Best friends, lovers, and soul mates. They both do whatever they want and if you don't like it go fuck yourself. Can be very spontaneous. They have a love that no one will ever understand. Can't keep them apart. Both very smart and sarcastic.

Mike and Mary flew to Las Vegas and got married.

by Landen17 December 30, 2014

Mike and The Mechanics

A band formed in the mid-80s when Phil Collins broke off and decided to go on a solo career. There self-titled debut album made it big on the charts with two hit singles: "All I Need Is A Miracle" and "Silent Running." However, it was there 1988 album "The Living Years" that featured the smash hit title track. They are a combination of 80s Pop and Progressive/Arena Rock. Lead singer is Mike Rutherford.

A great band that all 80s fans should check out.

by Journey Fan November 18, 2004

Mango mike and ike

1.A particular flavor of mike & ike, that unfortunately tastes like a womans private area.

2. Another word for vagina

Dude, I'm finna get some mango mike and ike tonight

by Folioconsortioum July 4, 2009

Mike and Mark Points

Points in which people are handed out by Mike and Mark. They must do crazy, often humiliating deeds in order to achieve them. The first person to gain 1,000,000 becomes, Mike and/or Mark.

Go stab that orphan and we'll give you 1,000 Mike and Mark Points.

by Mike Chainsaw January 6, 2009