Microstove

A woman who gets sexually aroused very quickly.

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.

by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017

Microsloth

A deservedly derogatory name for Microsoft.

Microsloth just found ANOTHER security hole in windows.

by sherman August 8, 2003

Microshit Idiot Exploder

The proper name for the internet browser Microsoft illegally put into every operating system. The software crashes frequently and dupes the user into downloading add-ons that slow the computer down and guzzle down RAM. And worst of all Microsoft stuck in restrictions that prohibit the user from uninstalling the browser.

The founders of Microsoft oughta be locked up for installing Microshit Idiot Exploder on our computers and forbidding us from deleting it.

by grizmaster April 12, 2011

microshit

What microsoft should be called because it makes such SHIT products like Winblows X-Pee.

XP=Shit with glitter
IE 6=Shit with glitter
MSN messenger 6=Shit with glitter
Any microshit product=Shit with glitter

by microshit July 18, 2003

Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007

Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.

Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.

by Gill Bates October 16, 2003