microdate

A very short date with a finite end point.

'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'

'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'

by songtree July 26, 2017

Grand Unified Micronational

The second best micronational organization

The Cupertino Alliance is superior to the Grand Unified Micronational

by basedandreadpilled December 20, 2020

Microcunt

(noun) :mykroe-kuhnt: - A small, difficult to penetrate, vagina. Usually the size pencil eraser.

John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.

Thadeus: How'd it go broski?

John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.

by Duke Banger February 24, 2011

Microstove

A woman who gets sexually aroused very quickly.

If I look at my wife the right way, she heats up like a microstove.

by Dingus_my_dingus January 1, 2017

Toastle McRoastled

To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term "high."

Jay: "Im toastle mcroastled dogger"
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."

by The Toaster of Toasts April 30, 2010

microtastic

Much less than fantastic, in fact a disappointment.

We looked forward to that concert all year but it was unfortunately microtastic.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019

Microfart

An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.

And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?

by Smith & Feldman February 20, 2011