'I had a great microdate with this guy, it lasted 20 minutes before I had to run to meet....'
'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
'Let's schedule a microdate. I only have time after work but before dinner with friends.'
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John: Dude I banged this hot chick last night.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
Thadeus: How'd it go broski?
John: Great but the only problem was she had a MICROCUNT. So it took a while to strike oil if ya know what I mean.
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Get the Microstove mug.To be very high from smoking marijuana; usually from smoking a blunt, a vape, and a bong, but can be used generally to refer to the term "high."
Jay: "Im toastle mcroastled dogger"
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."
Me: "Word."
Jay: "Das how yu let da beat dip, biiiik."
Me: "Word."
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Get the microtastic mug.An inaudible flatulence excreted in small volume, most commonly by house cats, that smell worse than your grandmother's leftover meatloaf milkshake surprise... the next day.
And so there I was right, just minding my own business on the couch and my cat comes over to get pet and microfarts on me. I'm all 'are you serious?' my mouth was open and everythiiiiiing. Would you happen to know what PETA's regulation is on extorting cats into Chinese slave labor?
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