mocock

a mohawk on your cock

billy: man, i shaved my pubes into a mocock last night!

andy: awesome!

by mocockarific March 31, 2009

captain McCockblock

a master cockblocker, a fonzie type that is the reason you're still masturbating every night

Gee thanks captain McCockblock! There goes my last chance of experiencing paid for sex.

by captain McDoucher August 5, 2011

Cocky McCockstein

1.A Person who thinks a lot of ones self. In other words being Cocky.
2. One who loves the Cock and is Homo. Used mainly as a put down.

1.-Bill thinks so much of himself.
-Yeah fuck that Cocky McCockstein.
2.Screw you!!
-Eat dick you Cocky McCocktein

by Derek "Nasty Boy" MIller November 1, 2006

Bary McCockinya

One of the finest fictional names of all time. Due to its believable construction and spelling, many people do not realize that this name is actually saying "bury my cock in you". Used properly on gullible people, it produces hilarious results.

Annoying, Gullible Person: What's his name?
Wise Man: Bary McCockinya. Go ask that girl if you can help him.
Annoying Gullible Person (to hot chick): Hi, is there anyway I can help Bary McCockinya?

by The Trainwreck November 4, 2007

Mcock

mcock is a very attractive person, gorgeous eyes. they dont take shit from anybody, fuck with them, and shit is on. has really bad anger issues, crazy temper. doesnt show feelings alot, but has plenty. loves a girl/boy, but the other person doesnt understand that. a few really close friends that they tell everything.

(MC- COK!) roll it off the tounge, have some funn ;)

"oh shit mate, look over there! the mcock is horny!" -fred

"woah bro, check itt!" -issac

by mcock bitch March 10, 2009

mycocksafloping

the technical term for viagra.
pharmacists will not know what ur on about if you call mycocksafloping viagra so use this term if you want it quickly and discretly.

customer: hello i'd like to buy some mycocksafloping
pharmacist: that will be £9.99 please
customer: thanks, bye.

by Matthew T February 10, 2004

McCockeyed

The look you give a big mac after losing your fleshlight

I went to mcdonalds at 2 AM but had to leave because the cashier had a McCockeyed look on their face and wouldn't take my order

by jjlaupixie August 22, 2021