michelin man

Someone wearing at least one tire on their body.

You’re just a michelin man.

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

michelin chin

Multiple chins, five or more.
A chin that looks like the michelin man

"Damn daaaawg, your mumma so fat her chin gone michelin!"
"She only 600 pounds nigga, chill."

by Dan Moore May 3, 2004

Michelin Star Pussy

Pussy that tastes absolutely immaculate, like food from a Michelin star restaurant

Bro, I was hooking up w this girl last night and when I went down on her, I found out she had that Michelin Star Pussy. I stayed down there for 20 minutes eating her out

by invisibledeoderant July 25, 2023

Michelin Nut Cake

A cake topped with marshmellow fluff or molten marshmellow. Given this name because it looks like the michelin mancame on a slice of cake.

P1:Dude, that looks like a michelin nut cake.
P2:*stuffs it in his mouth* wha?
P3: Aw man, that's gross. You've got white stuff all over your lips.

by Clypse:] January 21, 2009

Michelin Man

When a male who is so hesitant to have sex, he puts on condom after condom resulting in the rubberband parts piling up making his wang look like the Michelin Man.

Girl: Hahaha! Hey, is that the Michelin Man?

by slapshotpeewee9 May 8, 2007

Michelin man

When a fat women is being fucked from behind so hard that her fat rolls compress making her look like the Michelin man

You take that fat bitch home
Yup gave that bitch a nice Michelin man

by Devin the pedophile April 27, 2017

Michelin Man

Before sex, wrapping one's penis in a white bed sheet before the condom.

Baby, I didn't cheat on you! That was the Michelin Man!

by PacoPicaso March 16, 2019