a preacher that wanders east coast university campuses. usually yells a lot about how girls today are all sluts, smokers are going to hell, how everyone masturbates, and that pretty much everyone who's not him is going to hell.
he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.
he also sucks a dick real good for cheap.
"Hey, did you see brother micah on campus today?"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"
"No, but I did see him alone in a secluded back alley, he gave me the best blowjob ever for $5!!!"
by yoduh99 October 3, 2007
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Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?
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