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Mister

A man that has a very very very big dick and treats his girls Amazingly and truly has a big dick and he's hella cute
Mister has a big dick and loves his girls
by Lol Big Dick slash penis June 1, 2018
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To long for another;to feel empty without
I told my girlfriend when I was in jail that I mister!
by Little K and Big Willey April 29, 2008
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Mister

A Man sister. A Metrosexual best friend, or someone whom you and your boys always hang out with and insist on inviting everywhere even though they act like a bitch half the time.
Dave - "Is Greg gay? Cause he is cool but kinda feminine."
Steven - "No he is our Mister"
Dave - "Your what..?"
Steven - "He is our man sister."
by yinnyolivo June 16, 2011
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MISTER!!!

this is the phrase used when the mister mister lady jumps on the bonnet of Happy Gilmoures car....! it is also used when anyone jumps on a car bonnet.
Vixster: look annie BOOMER
annie: (jumps on bonnet) MISTER!!!
by Rwolbic May 10, 2005
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Mister

A nickname for the Toyota MR2.
I like my Mister because the frunk is awesome.
by Ian September 3, 2005
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Mister

by Miss March 20, 2003
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Mister

1. A teacher who is dumb, fat, ugly, and does not possess any common sense

2. A teacher who holds stupid, illegitimate or completely baseless opinions with a perplexing amount of self-righteousness.

3. The teacher who has unappealing physical and mental attributes

4. Thirty year old virgin
Student: hey! What the fuck was yesterday about? I didn't even-
history teacher: Sometimes you just have to let go of the past
Student: then why the fuck teach us history?
History teacher: um...because-
Student: SUCK MY DICK, MISTER
by breakitdownbitch August 8, 2017
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