mexicuted

The result of overeating too much Mexican food.

Bro 1: C'mon, let's go to the taco truck!
Bro 2: Nay...last time I had their Super Asado burrito and got Mexicuted.

by FlatMatt May 25, 2009

mexecuted

The act of getting your ass beat by a Mexican. Particularly when you are trying to unmask a Luchidor.

Dude, you just got mexecuted!

by The OriginalSmotPoker June 13, 2010

Mexicutioner

Another name for the Swine Flu

The mexicutioner put Juan in the hospital.

by John Has Diabetes May 11, 2009

Mexicuted

A form of execution in which 4 - 7 Mexicans take you out for the best time of your life before you die the next morning due to the excessive partying. Activities usually include nachos, cocaine, tequila, pinatas, Pedro's Chevy, and trips to Tijuana.

Kim Jong Un's uncle was mexicuted last weekend. A group of mexicans came up to him and said, "hey mang, we going to take you out in Pancho's Chevy, and we won't stop until you're mexicuted."

by mremage December 14, 2013

Mexicutioner

Joey Beltran, an MMA fighter who fights under the UFC heavyweight division.

Joey "The Mexicutioner" Beltran defeated Rolles Gracie via TKO in the second round.

by bboystyleus December 11, 2011

Mexecute

To execute your son with a slipper

Maria: Where is Juan?
Pedro: Off with the cartel again
Maria: If he doesn't come back I'll mexecute him

by mamoopy May 28, 2018

Mexicutioner

One who is of Mexican decent that dominates mopes on the West Coast Swing.

"Dude, I think Stix is going to shit his pants when he faces the Mexicutioner. That mope has no chance."

by The ASC May 25, 2013