Mexicali-Ryu

Any martial art taught by a self-appointed grandmaster with little or no training in the traditional martial arts. The classes usually consist of lectures about how shitty other styles in the area are compared to the self-appointed grandmaster's style, followed by sparring sessions where the students are encouraged to beat the hell out of each other. Usually, the "dojo" will have a big sign out front that says "tae kwon do - karate" because the dumb shit self-appointed grandmaster doesn't know that Tae Kwon Do and Karate are mutually exclusive systems. Often the self-appointed grandmaster will offer a guaranteed black belt program, provided the student pays an exorbinant fee in advance.

Some Marine Corps boot camp washout guy opened a Mexicali-Ryu dojo down the street. I went in to check it out, and he wanted me to pay $1,500 up front for a guaranteed black belt in one year. I'd rather buy a black-belt on Ebay!

by Jackel in El Centro October 5, 2006

mexicanican

An alteration of a compound string of words joining "Mexican / I / Can." Basically means that Mexicans are hard working people who will never give you up and always just do it.

Boss: Paublo, go clean the gutter.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, degunk the garbage disposal.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

Boss: Paublo, get my wife warmed up with foreplay so she's ready for me.
Paublo: Mexicanican!

by Bad C dev October 13, 2021

mexiclan

a group of mexicans, walking , charging or moving in large numbers.

omg Chester! its a Mexiclan..RUN!!

by hobbles April 14, 2005

Mexinadian

Being born in mexico, and lives in Canada.

Guy 1 "Yo, Look at Juan, He was born in Mexico"
Guy 2 "Cool, He a Mexinadian."

by china-man October 9, 2005

MexiAsian Obsession

When male Mexican only gets off on Asian chicks (or guys). Depending on the person, he may eventually screw enough Asians (or never get any) that his condition worsens and starts speaking strange Asian-sounding words, such as: "Bing-bong-boy," "Chink," and "Konichiwa."

Efrain (MexiAsian Obsession victim): "¿Quieres mierda unos a otros de los sesos?" (Do you want to fuck each other's brains out?)

JapBoy:"Never with you limp dick."

Efrain: "醤油! 乳房ファック! Chink! Bing Bong Boy! 私は燃えるような同性愛者です!"

by Ineeta Crotchfellow July 6, 2011

Mexicrasian

An Asian male who can pass for both, or either Mexican or Asian. Usually distinct by crazy personality.

Is that guy from China or Mexico?

Who knows- We'll just say he is Mexicrasian.

by HugAnAsian December 30, 2012

mexiclean

Clean enough for spring break in Mexico

Friend: Is the beer bong clean?
Other Friend: It's Mexiclean, hit it like you live champ.

by BigManRobs November 11, 2015