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old as methuselah

older than old, as old as it gets or extremely ugly
she is as old as methuselah
by P-fizzlely January 15, 2010
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Methuen Girl

A Methuen Girl is a girl that lives in Methuen,Massachusetts who typically wears tight PINK Victoria Secret yoga pants, black eyeliner on the top and bottom of her eyes, tons of mascara,and pin straight hair. Her favorite accessories are her Blackberry Curve, UGGS, and a cigarette (Preferably Newports). She spends her Friday Nights on the top bench at a Methuen Football game wearing the jersey that she wore earlier during school, her Saturdays at a party in someone's basement, and Sundays sleeping. Don't mess with a Methuen girl or they will probably complain about it on Facebook.
Guy:Man that girl is mad dope.

Guy#2:Nah she is such a Methuen Girl.
by 42020202020 September 30, 2011
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St. Joseph High School Metuchen

A school for fine gentleman and scholars , truely a classy highschool . 17th best highschool in the U.S out of 103,651 ranked highschols , features the most well rounded sports program the state of NJ has ever seen
Jay Williams , Andrew Bynum , Kenny Cernuto , Steve Rennard all attended " St. Joseph High School Metuchen "
by Princeton Review 2010 April 9, 2010
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methusalem

Methusalem is a term for a wine bottle size in champagne. It holds six liters, which is nearly 1.6 U.S. gallons.
The methusalem (or methusalah) bottle has the shape of a burgundy wine bottle, that is, from its cylindrical bottom it tapers gently (doesn't have "shoulders" as a bordeaux wine bottle does) to its top.
by Murrax July 16, 2007
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Methum

1. A form of fuckery that has no limits. It portrays anything you can not describe.

2. Anything/ Everything
1. Guy: yo this girl ate my ass while her mom sucked my dick, and her dad and grandma was recording.

Friend: what a Methum

2. Guy: what did you eat

Friend: Methum

Guy: it had to be good!
by Master Methum September 26, 2017
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Methuli

A beautiful and an amazing friend to have. Funny and ful of surprises. She loves to joke about and has lots of friends. She is a very lovable person. If you ever date her, try as hard as you can to keep her. It'll be worth it!
Don't make her mad or you'll lose her forever. Don't let her slip away. Methuli can be a hand full if you disrespect her
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Methuen High School

The shitty high school in methuen mass. Its gotten better since the early 2000's. Now only 70% of the students smoke pot. Mr.Nick, the principle who didn't give a fuck about anything resigned so now its a faggot who wishes he was important, Mr.Guica.

A breif overview: The biggest cunt in the whole building is Hallbauer, avoid her at all costs, especially if you dress sketchy and smoke cigarettes, cause she'll hunt you down if she sees you with a lighter.

All the emo kids sit in the third cafeteria, in the corner near the window, next to the second cafe. Theres a fight in the lunch room every friday, and once in a while there a spanish dance party and you can't tell if they're fighting or grinding(these are fucking terrifying.)

Out in the lobby of the gym(The fishbowl) is where all the smokers hang out, and when you have a stooge(d-bag mhs word for cigarette) you will be accompinied by half of these people into the forest to smoke that cigarette.

All the fights between spanish kids usually happen on the bridge and when you get here you'll probably be late for you class because all the spanish kids perch themselves like birds and don't fucking move at all. Its really gay, but the fights are cool. Once i saw the two gay teachers take a fight by the balls and break it up single handedly. This was balls to the way.
I went to Methuen High School and it was the time of my life, but now i don't have a life.
by stonerprideright November 23, 2010
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