metronome

n. An urban male of below-average height with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle (see also: metronomality n.)

Adam was both short and well-dressed: the epitomy of metronomality.

by Renee April 17, 2004

Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.

"I practice with a metronome twice a day."

by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010

Metronoming

The act of flexing one's penis while still inside ones partner, like the arm of a metronome.

I was metronoming my gf last night so much that she giggled like a choirgirl.

by Rhoniem February 1, 2017

Metronome Dance

The act of waving one or two fingers and your head side to side to the rhythm of music, in a metronome-like manner. This dance is usually done by nerds who can't dance or people who just don't feel like getting down. Many nerds who do this dance, usually do it to J-Rock, J-pop, Weird Al, or some other nerdy music such as Banana Phone.

All the nerds in the classroom started to do the Metronome Dance when the teacher turned on some Weird Al Yankovic polka crap.

by Stay Gold Ponyboy June 15, 2011

Metronomic

A term which describes a musical performer who is perfectly to time and plays in a robotic fashion. This includes but is not limited to piano players.

The piano part of Bohemian Rhapsody is absolutely incredible. The way Freddie Mercury plays it is metronomic.

by TN Recording October 25, 2014

metronoming

Rapidly switching opinion in an argument constantly.

P1: I Cant with this guy, he keeps metronoming.
P2: Yea I hate when people do that.

by COMMUNISM 4 LIFE February 16, 2022

Metronomical

A charateristic of people who are methodical and dependable. A trait that very productive people posess. Applicable to all things... including the metronome.

My wife is amazing partially because of her METRONOMICAL abilities which allow her to do many different things; on time and precise.

by Major Thomas Randle September 15, 2018