Metrophilia

Being sexually aroused by poetry. A fetish for poetic content.

"Your body's like poetry, and I got metrophilia."

by Metrophiliac November 10, 2017

menophile

a person who is turned on with anything to do with a woman's menstrual blood

she loved that he was a menophile as she got horny during her period.

by duf fer September 2, 2014

Memeophile

Someone who loves memes so much they'd describe themselves as a memeophile. They just can't get enough memes.

Did you hear? Tasha and Allison have recently been diagnosed as memeophiles!

by clubpenguinfun June 3, 2016

metrophilmioma

Feeling as though you are a bird. When someone wishes they where a bird. Caused many deaths in 1987 after people started thinking they could fly. A bird trapped in a human body

A bird trapped in a human body.

Ex) Charles Nocking died metrophilmioma when he tried to jump from the top of his office building thinking he could fly; birdness

by Doctor of Heath research October 17, 2013

Meadophile

A self entitled cunt who normally has a lot of money which he uses to bribe the parents of the poor children hes abused

"Yo Spence you seen that twat down the street"

"Yeah he looks like a right Meadophile"

by 123dingbat69 December 26, 2019

mechaphile

A mechaphile is a description of a person who will commit sexual acts and form such relationships involving a car.

"Oh look mummy that mechaphile is fucking his car and now the mechaphile stuck his penis into the car exhaust pipe"

by smashmymitten33 May 28, 2008

medophile

Someone who is sexually attracted to people in the medical profession.

Sally is a medophile, she only goes out with doctors.

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007