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Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.

Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
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Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!

MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.

Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.

MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.

MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
by AntiPoseur September 9, 2011
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Mortem Metallum

The worse roblox fighting game since the owner ender don’t care about it
Man mortem metallum hitboxes suck ass
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Legion of Mortem Metallum

Bunch of cucks with high af ego. Also the clan with highest amount of child soldiers.
x - Yo what clan is the most annoying.
y - Have you heard of Legion of Mortem Metallum? I guess not since you are asking.
by RozzyNotFound April 16, 2021
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Legion Of Metallum

A bitch ass clan basically nobody likes.
Marc: Hey, whos Legion? Aren't they that one clan that acts like their the best person to exist?

En.: Oh, yeah Legion Of Metallum is a bitch.
by Nerdiest boy. April 16, 2021
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encyclopedia metallum

The refuge of thrash and death-thrash fanboys from the 80's; typically hates 90's metal which they label "groove" metal/"post thrash" Their no. 1 object of hate is Pantera or Metallica or any commercially successful band from the 80's. A typical encyclopedia metallum imbecile abides by the following: anything that is fast, chaotic or technical or un-listenable is considered metal while anything that has any semblance of melody, variety or is not fast enough is considered not metal enough. Frankly, I don't understand why speed should be such a goddamn issue, I want feeling and excitement in my music, if you want speed, watch the Grand Prix for fuck's sake

a bunch of asswipes who cannot fathom why <insert name of obscure 80's band here> never made it big while Sepultura, Metallica are now fucking millionaires with mansions and sports cars
typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Pantera's Far Beyond Driven is total shit, I give it 0%

me: You're wrong, FBD is such a godly album

typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: It has nothing but groove, it's not a real thrash album!

me: who cares? it's good music

typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I tell you it sucks, it ain't worth shit.

me: can you name any songs from FBD aside from the obvious mtv shit (5 minutes alone, i'm broken) to illustrate your point that it's shit?

typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: Let me see...uh huh, uh huh, I guess I forgot the songs in there (embarrassed laugh)

me: you make me sick, how could you say it sucks when you haven't listened to the album in the first place you little shit?

typical Encyclopedia Metallum zombie: I guess it's because it's the "in" thing to hate on pantera...
by Ragnarok187 July 22, 2011
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Metal Slug Attack

When you keep getting the same Urban Dictionary definition to review time and time again so you straight up inhale a slug down your esophagus. It then vibrates with spiritual energy and ascends to its final metallic form, from whence you are attacked.
"BRO, I think Tomathon is having a Metal Slug Attack!!!1!1!!!!!!"
"BRO that effing succ slug my dude"
by Stan Key Bousi May 12, 2020
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Mortem Metallum

A Roblox game, where you pick a weapon (Most weapons are medieval, Except for the Chainsaw) and fight others. The game mostly is filled with toxic 7 - 13 year olds who spam "ez" "trash" "bad" and also have anger issues. The other types of mortem metallum players are teamers, chainsaw users (Chainsaw users are the most toxic), Kanabo users (Also mostly toxic), trash talkers (Obviously toxic), targetters, and people who just wanna play the game and be nice (Which are not 7 - 13 year olds)
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "EZ ur bad so garbage"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 2: "Nah, ur trash bc you spam"
Toxic Mortem Metallum Player 1: "Who asked?"
by PREDOVIAK15 August 18, 2021
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