The worship of toasters, and other machines that bring forth the Toast.
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
Founded in 2008, Metallocrustomachinaism was created a way to worship a revolutionary new god.
The story goes as follows:
In the beginning, there was nothing but the Toaster, which was forever waiting to release its bread, thus creating the Universe.
Finally, there was a sign. The lever on the Toaster began to rise. After one moon, the toaster rose up, and its bread was released.
The Toast was shot into space, and upon this plane everything was created.
To learn more about Metallocrustomachinaism, email ourtoast@gmail.com
Dude, I just converted to Metallocrustomachinaism last week, and boy, I've been worshiping my toaster ever since!
by The Prophets February 19, 2009
Get the Metallocrustomachinaism mug.A band which has been writing songs and albums since the eighties and is still writing them today. Unlike many heavy metal bands out there, such as Slipknot, they chose not to attempt to growl and scream about murder. Instead, they focused on more meaningful problems. St. Anger, for example, was an album almost entirely based around alcohol addiction.
Many fans believe that they "sold out" in the Black Album, which featured their most widely known (though not most popular) song, Enter Sandman, which was their first music video, and won best hard rock music video at the 1992 MTV music video awards.
Their most popular album is probably Master of Puppets, for the song represented in the title. Their most controversial is St. Anger, which was written shortly after James Hetfield (the lead singer) got over some really bad alcohol-related problems. Arguably the least popular member of the band is Lars Ulrich, who led Metallica's infamous lawsuit against Napster.
"Ride the Lightning" is still often referred to in popular popular culture, and is often used as a one-liner by characters in video-games and movies when killing someone with electricity.
Many fans believe that they "sold out" in the Black Album, which featured their most widely known (though not most popular) song, Enter Sandman, which was their first music video, and won best hard rock music video at the 1992 MTV music video awards.
Their most popular album is probably Master of Puppets, for the song represented in the title. Their most controversial is St. Anger, which was written shortly after James Hetfield (the lead singer) got over some really bad alcohol-related problems. Arguably the least popular member of the band is Lars Ulrich, who led Metallica's infamous lawsuit against Napster.
"Ride the Lightning" is still often referred to in popular popular culture, and is often used as a one-liner by characters in video-games and movies when killing someone with electricity.
"You know Metallica?"
"...Yes?"
"Totally sold out after the Black Album. I can't believe them."
"They changed their style, they didn't sell out."
"FUCK YOU, MASTER OF PUPPETS IS TEH BEST SONG EVER!"
"... Okay, but how does that actually reinforce your argument?"
"... FUCK YOU!"
"Okay then."
"...Yes?"
"Totally sold out after the Black Album. I can't believe them."
"They changed their style, they didn't sell out."
"FUCK YOU, MASTER OF PUPPETS IS TEH BEST SONG EVER!"
"... Okay, but how does that actually reinforce your argument?"
"... FUCK YOU!"
"Okay then."
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Metallica Members are/were James Hetfield(Vocals Rhythm Guitarist), Lars Ulrich(Drummer), Dave Mustaine(Original Lead Guitarist), Kirk Hammett(New Lead Guitarist), Cliff Burton(original Bassist), Jason Newstead(Replaced Burton When Burton Died), And Robert Trujillo(Current Bassist).
Metallica Members are/were James Hetfield(Vocals Rhythm Guitarist), Lars Ulrich(Drummer), Dave Mustaine(Original Lead Guitarist), Kirk Hammett(New Lead Guitarist), Cliff Burton(original Bassist), Jason Newstead(Replaced Burton When Burton Died), And Robert Trujillo(Current Bassist).
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