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Mystic Messenger

An endless void that sucks away your family, friends and eating habbits. But who cares? You have the R.F.A. now. And you can't stop thinking about how your wedding dress would look in zero-gravity.
"She plays Mystic Messenger by the way."
"Oh good Lord send help. We need some Honey Budda Chips and PhD. Pepper stat!"
by Lizzikitti21 June 30, 2019
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Mystic Messenger

A game that makes your girlfriend ignore you and fantasize about someone your not
Her playing mystic messenger: omg look at his eyes and hair their so perfect
by Weebsaretrash89 April 28, 2019
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msn messenger

This is how most teenagers talk, this is used to flirt and talk to other teenagers. Adults are wary of it and all assume we are talking to perverts.
Wanna talk later? - sure we'll talk on msn messenger
by Natalie August 9, 2004
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MSN messanger

The wrong way to spell MSN Messenger.
Often used by idiots.
"OMG!!! Im cummin on msn messanger in a sec!!!1"
by Hayley Hogsworth December 10, 2005
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Throne Messenger

The act of messaging a friend or friends from the throne (toilet) by means of a text messaging device in order to multi-task and save valuable time.
Scott text-messaged Gina from the toilet to save time in his busy day. He is a throne messenger.
by PeeAchEyeEll June 2, 2007
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Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
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bike messenger

Usually an inner, large city courier that delivers mail (packages) by bicycle. Can be known as "messenger." Messengers can be found riding fixed gear bicycles (fixie) or any variety of bicycle suit for timely travel. They can be seen with a large "messenger bag" style backpack, radio/cell phone, and bike lock.

Messenger culture includes fashions that are functionable before fashionable, meaning that the styles of clothing messengers tend to wear are suited for purpose and not pleasure. Messengers are exposed to inclement weather including heat, rain, snow, cold, and ice. Pants, if worn as opposed to shorts, may either have the right pant leg or both pant legs rolled up, or cut shorter so as to not get caught in the crankset.

Fixies are usually customized or built from scrap for personalization. It is common to see brightly colored bicycles for visibility purposes. Handlebars may be cut short to produce a narrower, or more streamline messenger so as to allow the rider to pass between vehicles in slower-moving or standing traffic. Brakes may not be present on some fixies, but some city or state laws require it, so messengers may only affix one to the front tire.

Messengers may also be seen taking part in spur-of-the-moment or organized "alley cat" races which simulate the duties of the average day of work. Winners are awarded spoke cards which are placed in the spokes of the rear wheel.
"I hired a bike messenger to deliver a gift so it won't be late to your party."
by gremotherapy February 20, 2010
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