1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
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little almost unnoticeable things someone would say to indicate they are into some crazy dominating shit in the bedroom that you wouldn't peg as red flags until after the fact.
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Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"
Megan: "You should've seen that one coming, total submissional messaging"
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Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
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Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
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Typing a text message on a touch screen phone using your penis.
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See iPeen Messaging: Same as peen messaging only apple iPhone specific.
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A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic
by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008
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tony is a mob boss.his full name is Anthony Pescini.
but we wouldn't want tony to get in any trouble with the law so tony decides to change his last name from Pescini to Messina.The place of his grandfather's origin.
but we wouldn't want tony to get in any trouble with the law so tony decides to change his last name from Pescini to Messina.The place of his grandfather's origin.
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