Mermaid Puss

If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.

Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!

by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018

Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.

1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...

by NimueLove November 8, 2018

MERMANAUT

A Mermanaut is an explorer of the aquatic realm. This exploration may take the form of spiritual, physical, or mental exploration of the planets vast oceans, and the worlds, secrets, and treasures they contain.

The word is a compound of mere, mermaid/man, and naut.

Mere is the Old English word for sea. With the addition of “ma” (merma) both genders of mermaid and merman are represented. Finally, the term "naut" is from nautes (greek: ναύτης), meaning sailor.

Q: So...How come you are so into diving?

(ALSO: sailing, boating, kayaking...etc.)

A: Because I am a Mermanaut.

by P053!D0|\| April 19, 2011

Merima

Merima is a girl's name. She is very smart, interesting, funny, friendly and independent. She thrives for education and self confidence. She likes adventures and good life style. She has a lot of friends and is never bored to be around. She is usually the entertainer of the crowd. She is very easy going and could also get annoyed by some idiots. She could forgive but never forget, therefore, try to never hurt her feelings.

I love Merima, she is my best friend.

by Queen of the day February 4, 2010

Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

by B-rizzle December 15, 2019

Reverse Mermaid

Someone with the upper body of a fish, and the lower half of a broad.

The reverse mermaid is much more key to throw it in than a regular mermaid. The only thing you can do with a normal mermaid is oral or get rubbed out, with a reverse mermaid you can go anal, in the vag, or even in the sloppy fish mouth.

by T-Rav. June 11, 2006

Naked Mermaid Stance

Striking a pose while lying down on your side

Check out that hot chick doing the naked mermaid stance!

by MC MilfHunta August 9, 2010