Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.
by J-Mac February 17, 2005
You have to meet Brad, he's highly merited.
or
Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.
or
Don't worry about Seth, he's so highly merited he has nothing to prove.
by FullOfFacts June 21, 2006
by Rocklobster October 07, 2013
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
by dzd September 02, 2004
boy: mother, I don't like my grades; i think i'll just go and deal drugs. I heard it's a faster way to make money short-handed
father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.
father: (butting in, voice dripping with sarcasm): what do you think of getting a legal job and the Unforgiveables? IMHO that would be much more of an idea with merit.
by Sexydimma October 27, 2012
when your stay at home wife earns special recognition for preforming menial tasks. such as vaccuming, cleaning house, unloading washer, dirty sanchezing, an angry dragon or just a plain old blow job
by thepoopadoop June 29, 2010
Merit is the best kinda guy you will ever meet. Often compared as the biggest fish in the sea. Merit will charm you with his dashingly good hair and skin, his jokes never end and are always hilarious. Overall merit is a great guy who loves everyone around them. Sometimes friends of a Merit will think he is gay. If this is your case just ask.
by Gerksaltonoyf June 20, 2022