Merit Bean

Merit Bean: The OG Big Guy, the dictator of skiing, the greatest man to slurp around the world. Driving Porsches, riding horses. Cashing checks and having sex.

Hey Merit Bean, you're a big guy!

by porscherider99 May 3, 2018

Merit System

A system or policy whereby people are promoted or rewarded on the basis of ability and achievement rather than because of seniority, quotas, patronage, or the like.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 30, 2003

merit badging

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

by J-Mac February 17, 2005

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004

merit-based

"Merit-based" immigration system

Not too dark, way much lighter. More like Norway, less like Africa

Trump wants a "merit-based" immigration system.

by Viva la resistance January 16, 2018

Merit Boy

Someone who looks like they'd be smart but ends up being a low to the mid-tier level threat. A merit boy will usually have a background of dominating the scene before falling off into foolery

Aye are you peeping Xavier's grades now, he turned into a merit boy for real.

by The 3-Point Menace November 24, 2021

Merit, Excellence, Integrity

( to be shortened to MEI): This is pretty self explanatory. It's what people who believe in DEI don't have.

Merit, Excellence, Integrity is the counter-concept to, you guessed it, DEI.

by Sexydimma June 25, 2024