merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008

merkinpeelism

The idea or theory related to beating, defeating, or killing an opponent in any given sport or game. Meaning that you have first "merked" them aka killed them, and then you have "peeled" them aka took them out of the game.

Chad: "How did you win that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I used standard merkinpeelism"

by Michael Rizzuto May 2, 2008

merkinhawk

A pubic wig fashioned in the shape of a mohawk.

That filthy hooker tried to cover her genital warts with a merkinhawk. Good thing I caught that bitch!

by joepike February 26, 2013

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 12, 2004

Merkinball

The internationally recognised contraction of American Football.

Newsreader: And finally we're happy to report that this year's Superworldbowlseries of Merkinball was won by the Washington Foreskins.

Hey old chap- when you say football, do you mean Soccer or Merkinball?

by Muddy Funster July 25, 2017

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003