merchant

A derogatory term, implying a person is gay.

"ben, you're such a merchant!"
"your acting like a merchant, samsy"

by A.Merchant April 30, 2008

merchant

definitions unknown....scholors maintain that the true meaning of the merchant was lost at sea 2,000 years ago. A merchant, or merchantus smallus dickus, can usually be found smoking a cigar and eating sunchips down by the bay.

" the merchant enjoys eating young children while drinking guinness

by the ass pirate October 1, 2007

Merchant

Weird twitter user

"That merchant guy is strange"

by idekwhoiamanymore12 November 26, 2022

Merchant

Used to describe someone that does something repeatedly, or Relies on it

Jacob is a Time Trial Merchant

by ibalsmamicdog July 27, 2023

Merchant

One who deals, reals and steals hoes.

“ Hahaha, That kid is a merchant; always playing those poor girls”

by Liam Chain July 27, 2024

Merchant Marine

The commercial ships of a nation and the men and women who man them, both as licensed officers and unlicensed crew. While Navy ships act to defend a nation on the sea, Merchant ships deliver cargo worldwide and are manned by civilians. U.S. Merchant Mariners are the highest paid in the world.

Consists of Freighters, Tankers, RoRo's, Tugboats, Barges, and Ferries

Ships are split into three departments in which personnel work: Deck (navigation, cargo operations, external maintenance), Engineering (propulsion, electrical, and any machinery), and Stewards (cooks).

"I sailed in the Merchant Marine before going to college."

by DeepSeaSailorGuy May 30, 2007

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021