Meatard

A person who eats animal products and experinces extreme cognitive dissonance when a vegan talks about veganism.

Vegan: Eating animals today is unnecessary as we can get all the nutrients and vitamins we need from plants.
Meatard: Animals eat animals tho, lions tho, protein tho, history tho, circle of life tho...
Vegan: You just can’t have a logical debate with a meatard...

by O’G July 17, 2018

mehtarded

The inability to function due to apathy

"Don't bother asking Gary to help, he's been whiny and mehtarded all day."

by kashank December 20, 2016

metard

Pronounced mee-tard; simply put, an individual whose personal moral and cognitive development has been atrophied; by either self-delusional confidence in one's own abilities, or a refusal to see past one's own tastes and preferences.

Contentious, in that outside of a technical usage this word may be construed as offensive.

anyone that thinks of themselves first of all in any situation, is by definition a 'metard'

by Francis Bacup August 28, 2010

metard

A person who ironically proves their own stupidity as they attempt to prove the ignorance of others. The word is condensed from "meta tard".

Person 1: "I'm trying to decide where to go on a vacation next year. I'm thinking of something near the Mediterranean. What do you think, Italy or Egypt?"

Person 2: "Do both, I mean.... hello... they're both in Europe... duh..."

Person 1: "Actually, Egypt is in Africa, you metard."

by Heathe Kyle October 9, 2008

mentard

men.tard (n.) 1. mental retard,
~.ed - mentally retard
~.ed.ness - how mentarded you are.

Tiffany is a mentard.

by Andrew... December 26, 2005

maptard

A person that has no clue were anything is on a world map.

Teacher: Were is poland on a world map?

Stupid 16 year old: ItZ Im T3H CaRiBiAn!1!1

Teacher: You maptard...

by magical toaster January 15, 2008

metard

One whose ability for empathy is underdeveloped due to excessive texting, tweeting and updates about themselves.

A metard might bemoan the carnage associated with the various middle eastern conflicts because of the resultant fuel price hikes.

by Mebegebo August 31, 2012