Menstruator

A term used by people trying to earn woke points by pretending not to understand that only female mammals menstruate. Women, i.e. adult female humans, find this term to be demeaning, sexist and misogynistic.

Any company that calls me a menstruator loses my business.

by Mehitabel September 11, 2021

menstruation

A vile beast that takes over ones girlfriend, turning her into a freakish werewolf that will howl at you annoyingly no matter what you say, and be a rotten bitch to boot

yeah the menstruation monster strikes again, poor bastard didn't see it coming. I'll miss him

by Jag atamis April 27, 2008

menstruation compromise

What happens when your girl has aunt flow in town and you barter for head or anal.

After my girl red tide stayed for a week, I reached a menstruation compromise for some brown eye.

by jab131 May 18, 2005

menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

by caffinitive July 4, 2014

Sam Menstruating

When Sam bleeds out of his coochie

Sam menstruating

Sam: “I hate all of you go die in a hole”

Connor and friends: “Wow, Sam began menstruating”

by SamMenstruates.com February 4, 2021

male menstruation

the little known, oft denied, perfectly natural phenomenon whereby the male secretes menstrual fluid from his prostate

"oh great - that works out nicely. i can't have sex either - i'm on my period, on account of the perfectly natural phenomenon that is male menstruation" - mr. x

by mr. xoxoxo October 8, 2008

Menstruating whore

A whore who is menstruating. Stay clear or else. Then again the fact you called her this is going to get you in trouble anyways
ex. Brittney Spears on the rag

Girl: Where did you put my tampons?
Guy: I don't know look for them yourself!
Girl: I'm going to bleed all over you if you don't help me
Guy: Shutup you menstruating whore!

by Nedex March 16, 2011