megabitch

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."

Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.

by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009

manabitch

To become a slave to The Beast and have your testicles carried around in her purse in a super tight clamp

A small, yet persistently annoying irritation that one is unable to get rid of through any means

He's been manabitch'd by that girl he hooked up with last week.

I've tried everything, but I still can't get rid of this manabitch.

by themadat April 21, 2010

merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.

Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.

by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018

manbitch

Simply put, a man bitch is a friend that takes care of multiple chores and duties that you do not want to do. They also do it with great pride and without complaining. Often times they take the initiative, and consider it a great honor.

ie. pay the bar tab, give rides to airport, take care of the pets while you are away, pick up dry cleaning....Most MB's are talented at one thing or another, otherwise why have them around?....If you don't have a man bitch, you probably are one.

by Hop Sing March 22, 2004

Mobitch

Girl talking loudly on mobilephone, girls addicted to talking and texting, especially in movie theatres and public transportation

Last night in the theatre, i could not enjoy the movie, some Mobitch was receiving calls and talking constantly.

by tomtucker February 28, 2011

mesobitchy

Derived from bitchy. Meso-bitchy is the hightened, more extreme form of being bitchy.

See bitchy

that's so mesobitchy of you.

by blahblehblah November 8, 2007

Meribitch

A girl who thinks she is better than anyone else and criticizes others openly, but can't accept it herself. She has an annoying nasally voice and believes she has a higher standard of living than others. She also thinks everyone is attracted to her. They are normally obsessed with Asians.

Person: Can you help me with this math problem?
Meribitch- Oh my gosh, are you really wearing that shirt right now? It's terrible looking. Did I tell you about this boy who said hi to me? He totally wants me.

by dtownreppin October 27, 2011