meowstronaut

horrible pjsekai player but good atst

so cool

me: hi
you: meowstronaut
me: yea

by meowstronaut October 21, 2022

menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

by BeavBaby June 4, 2009

menstrous

(adj.) having the ugly or frightening behaviour often attributed to "monsters" manifested by women when experiencing PMS.

The extrinsic-origin of the word is to be found in Slavic languages where "monstrum" stands for "monster", and so a noun of this word (a lady in PMS) would therefore be a "menstrum".

Selena threw her menstrous look at him and in it he could see all the fearful wretchedness of a wild animal captured.

by T-Error November 28, 2016

Menstrocity

When a girl has a very large period that even the tampons and pads can't absorb all the blood.

Mia had such a huge period it was a menstrocity!

by retroreto September 8, 2012

monstronomous

Something or someone that is so marvellously strange that it is awesome.

Person A: "Get around it."
Person B: "Nah get around me ya monstronomous gun"

by chisman98 August 18, 2014

shitty minestrone

When you experience an incredibly shitty lay. Much like heating up a can of minestrone soup... there is hope of rich tomato flavor and bold, tasty veggies to match... but actually it just ends up smelling like some fucked up spaghetti-oh nightmare and tastes like a veggie-mush-baby-food.

Took home a nice lady from the bar last night.. and let me tell ya that was some shitty minestrone.

You know what doesn’t pass the vibe check?? Shitty minestrone. Shit’s hella SUS.

by Goober Cottonwood February 20, 2021

monstronomy

The study of monsters.

His love of horror movies makes him an expert at monstronomy.

by Proto Theatre January 12, 2023