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menesis

Someone who is a pedofile and will probably fuck your grade 9 daughter but if you have a son he might kill him. His gut is bigger then his huge ass ego but nothing is as shiny as his big fat ugly head
Mr.menesis sucks dick
by Jojornahfejve April 22, 2016
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menses scat

Similar to the Cupid shuffle, only you rip out your tampon mid song and butt plug the closest person to your right.
Blanche's ears perked up as she heard her favorite song come on, "oh shit, it's the MENSES SCAT!" (extremely loud cork popping noises echo throughout).
by Blanche DeVareaux March 24, 2014
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Menesslavos

Resumably, a guy who doesnt like amogus, even tho they were obsessed with it back then, or Just a guy with deep voice.
dude, your a MenesSlavos, admit it.
by KekBoi96024 May 29, 2021
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meeses

In the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon "Pixie and Dixie (and Mr. Jinks)", "meeses" is what Mr. Jinx called both mice.
"...look at them, those meeses..."
by Koby Fish June 10, 2004
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menseses

Ratchet misspelling of the word “Men”.

Popularized by “RuPaul’s Drag Race.,” where the show’s star has utilized it many times.
There were many hot menseses at the gym this evening.
by TheLWord75 April 2, 2019
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unfortunate menses

1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.

2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.

3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.

2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.

3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Mensesrosa

Falsely using ones period to get out of having sex
Friend #1: Dude, my girl wouldn't have sex with me last night. She said she was on her period.

Bff: dude, you bought her tampons two weeks ago.

Friend #1: what are you trying to say?

Bff: your girls pulling a mensesrosa.
by Kat2323 May 3, 2012
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