memership

exclusive relationship defined by swapping the spiciest of memes with another.

bertha: hey james?...
james: yea bertha?
bertha: would you... would you be interested in a memership with me?
james: totally babe. you're quite the meme queen after all...
bertha: OMG BABE. I LOVE YOUUUUU

by beawncah July 14, 2019

mile-high club membership

See mile high club membership

You join me in the bathroom and we'll get our mile-high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

union membership

Belonging to an organization bigger than one self accepting that ones actions can make a difference for the greater good believing that brother/sisterhood matters

My union membership proves that I am part of something great

by Jimmy76IW736 December 5, 2017

MEMBERSHIP

Membership is used for boys that like their friend that are boys. So they go around saying "membership" to each other.

Oh hi do you have MEMBERSHIP.

by Whois.kaii February 17, 2022

Gym Membership Card

The one thing that you still have from when you were optimistic about being fit, but now lives alone on your desk. The only thing that no matter what, you can't promise to use.

Woah, you got a Gym Membership Card?

Yeah, probably not gonna use it though.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023

CVS Membership

The trip you take to CVS to throw out your expired rubbers to get new ones about every 3 years.

I have my first date in awhile, it's time to renew my CVS membership.

by El Hefffe November 13, 2025

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012