Megaton

A fat looking thing that throws you across the map and has two twins

person 1: did you play cod cold war

person 2: yes i did and i got thrown across the map by the radioactive thing

person 1: that is the megaton

by MasterNazz December 2, 2020

megaton wedgie

N. a two-word phrase used to describe a wedgie so utterly terrifying and crack splitting that the formerly known, "atomic wedgie" title just won't do.

Ok, Brandon's in there passed out dude, let's give him the grandest megaton wedgie that any human-being could physically endure and experience throughout the history of time at any point in existence in any plane of existence that ever is or was. That'll teach him to play with my power rangers!

by Chast Lild January 13, 2011

Megaton

A person who is incredably overweight thus being more than a ton. A MEGAton. These people tend to play Halo Pc and rage quit 7 times during a 1v1 match. They also upload themselves with a red smuded 7 in the upper left hand corner. Then he will talk shit and Sasuke will pass down the torch of hatedness to Megaton and he will continue the legend of Halo fags.

I shit on megaton 1v1 all day.

by THE MEN MUNCHER June 3, 2009

Meganonce

Greater than a regular nonce. Wielding more power and with the ability to nonce much harder than a regular nonce, a Meganonce will literally become a school teacher or staff member (or any other profession with children involved) in order to be closer to children. They will often be found sending online texts to minors and small children, but it isn't likely they will get away with it. Meganonces do not have great understanding of what could get them into trouble, thus they will get caught more often than not. Be wary for they are much more aggressive than regular nonces.

Person 1: "Did you hear? Tony, the school janitor was arrested!"
Person 2: "Really?! What did he do?"
Person 1: "He got arrested because he's a sex offender. He's a Meganonce."

by Vixere November 6, 2020

meganon

a Filipino slang word that means "may ganon?"

it is used to make a joke.

meganon? ka duo lang daw pero nag
i-ilove youhan?

by George floyd gamingg August 7, 2021

Megatone

Drugs, i.e. heroin, cocaine, escasy, etc.

I want to snort some megatone.

I'm addicted to megatone.

by Aurora L. January 10, 2008

Megastoner

The girlfriend of a full-time pot smoker who, while encouraging her boyfriend to stop smoking, actually in fact consumes more pot than him.

Girlfriend: Pass the bong sweetie...
Boyfriend: Damn girl, how many have you had? your a goddamn megastoner!

by rv351 March 10, 2010