Medusa Turd

A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.

To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.

Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.

Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.

by baron orlock April 27, 2011

medusa's stare

When you're masturbating and make eye contact with yourself in the mirror

"Yesterday I was rubbing one out because of boredom in the bathroom, but didn't finish because I looked in the mirror and saw the Medusa's stare."
"Oh shit, that sucks."

by marsciey January 28, 2019

cock medusa

A woman so attractive that one look at her will turn any man's flaccid member to stone.

A blonde cock medusa enters the room, causing a whimsical "sproinngggg" sound to emanate from Jack's trousers.

by Duncan July 11, 2004

Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

A human being of the female species , which under pressure speaks in a lisp.These creatures have unusally large cheeks and a stare with will burn your soul. These fasinating species are common in the Leicester area or in Bristol where they populate.With hamster. All Seriousthly Medusa Gerbals only have one love ,Will Draycott.

"Some of are Seriousth students and have Seriousth amounts of Seriousth work to do" said the Seriousthly Medusa Gerbal

by IrishMagician March 5, 2009

menused

A menu that's been returned to the waitress.

"Hey, can I see your menu?"
"Nah, it's menused."

by RCranium October 12, 2013

medusa

A chick that is so out of order fine that she makes you all hard like stone.

Sheila is so fine she got me all medusa. It started in my pants.

by Charlie Golf May 7, 2004

medusa

A piercing located on the top lip, in the middle, just below your septum.

Generally worn with a labret post, Medusa piercings are incredibly painful.

"See that piercing on her top lip?"
"Yea?"
"It's a medusa."

by nekr0phel3ah September 17, 2006