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mexiphile

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to mexicans.
Karen: "You are such a mexiphile, Erin. All the guys you are attracted to have names like Juan, Javier, Manuel, or Gabriel!"

Erin:"What can I say? I think a light brown is a more attractive color...."
by Creepy Critter October 23, 2010
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Medophile

a YOUNG adult (girl or guy) who is sexually attracted to an older person! very old like 70+
*old man walking by*

Sarah: oMg he's so cute!

Zainab: ur such a medophile !
by Sarah Ashk September 27, 2011
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Melaphile

Someone who has an infatuation for brown people ( people with lots of melanin ). Similar to ‘yellow fever’, but reserved only for those who love others with dark skin.
Lucy: Omar is lookinso hot today

Joe: God Lucy, could you be any more of a melaphile...
by Catlover2012 June 13, 2019
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mechaphile

someone who has sex with a car, yes, i said WITH a car.
Dude, he has his dick in the tailpipe! He's such a mechaphile, eew!
by CherryLayne December 30, 2008
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Megaphile

Prolific Sex Offender, usually with more than ten conquest's
"Gary Glitter aka Paul Gadd is a convicted Megaphile"
by Dr Olla Cholla May 30, 2006
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pediaphile

One who suffers from a twisted, perverse love of wiki collaborations. Pinko commies argue that pediaphilia is a mental illness, but it is in fact an intentional, degenerate sin against the Holy Corporation. Contrary to popular opinion, it can affect both men and women, young or old. Signs of pediaphilia include excessive time spent on the Internet, interest in learning, improved writing skills, participation in non-profit activities, and the compulsize need to place brackets around major concepts. Pediaphiles tend to congregate online in places such as Wikipedia, Uncyclopedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica, and Urban Dictionary.

Should you suspect that a loved one is a pediaphile, you must immediately destroy that person's computer and rush him or her to the nearest Walmart. Demonstrate to that person the joy of materialism and capitalism by buying as many items as you can afford. Avoid buying any computers, as they may result in a relapse of the sickness. Be sure to reinforce the concept that all human interactions should involve greed, as we are taught by the Corporation.
The only things on the Internet are viruses, porn, copyright infringement, and pediaphiles. Congress should pass a law against it.
by Eidako July 21, 2008
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mechaphile

Mechaphiles are sick cunts that have sex with their cars or they either masturbate whilst rubbing the bodywork or interior of their cars. They are often not sexually attracted to other human beings. The cars often carry a gender and mechaphiles can engage in either heterosexual or homosexual relationships with their vehicles.
"After a few minutes I felt the desire to connect with her further, so I had penetrative sex with the exhaust pipe. That's when I realised I was a mechaphile."
by Elle.LA May 29, 2008
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