Beatus Meatiosis

Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.

by Page1of3 May 13, 2013

Meatism

An overpowering addiction to meat derived scent, symptoms include the need to carry meat on ones person at all times and to frequently smell this meat.

"did you just see that man sniffing his meat? thats the worst case of meatism i have ever seen"

by Mad Dog Jay January 30, 2008

meagies

Used in Glasgow to describe someone who has a disease or medical condition of some kind.

Don't go near him, he's got the meagies!

by Barlanarkms April 18, 2005

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

meatfest

a smat nattering of bbq meat and booze

OMG, I have to have a beer to wash out my arteries from that meatfest.

by Boffo June 3, 2010

Grillonious Meatsies

delicious meats for grilling

We had some really tasty grillonious meatsies yesterday when we were at Grillonious Meatsies Railroad.

by John Manning March 16, 2008