Meatflex

The act where a male flexes his penis or, in other words, "contracts" his penis. This action usually occurs when the male is semi-errect or completly errect.

1. Lenny's meatflex was so good it looked like his penis was waving at me from across the room.

2. Lenny meatflexed in gym class and impressed all the girls.

3. The meatflexing continued all day due to an overdose of Viagra.

by The Jayman September 14, 2006

meatflower

other word for vagina, mostly used by someone who wants to be a bit poetic.

I'm gonna eat your meatflower tonight, honey.

by John&Helen November 6, 2007

Meatly

Something so cool, breh, you don't even know, fam. Generally used with a form of the word bro imediatley following. e.g. broseph stalin, brologna sandwich, etc.

Gym Brodude 1: "Suh dude, I just lifted like 400 pounds, it was lit, fam."

Gym Brodude 2: "yo fam, what is this 2016??? we don't use lit bruh, we use Meatly, bropleb!"

Gym Brodude 1: "but 2016 was meatly, Brotein Shake."

Gym Brodude 2: "Shut up fam, don't act like you're cool enough to know what meatly means."

by gym rat hlnwsn February 28, 2019

meat fly

(VERY painful) when your cock gets stuck in the zipper

HELP ME! I got a meat fly!

by willie989 January 27, 2010

meatflap

Pussy Lips.Labia....the folds of a taco.

That bitchs' meatflaps reminded me of a roast beef sandwhich

by Trouble April 11, 2005

blown meatflaps

When a sumo has a long ripping fart that causes his meatflaps to vibrate intensely like jello.

dJJohnicue: Hey Daddams you see that fat lard blow his meatflaps?

Daddams: Ye that's some blown meatflaps.

by Daddams February 18, 2015

meatflower

The feminine pleasure center. More clinically referred to as the vagina.

Nick may not have been a horticulturist, but he spent many hours happily tending to my meatflower.

by sistahfistah January 19, 2007