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meatbucket

a big oversize jock who is about as smart as bag of rocks.
as sharp as a bowling ball.
dumb as dirt.
that guys a real meatbucket
by Michael Herndon January 17, 2008
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Meatsuck

The slobering of female lips upon the male genitalia. See also blowjob and oral sex, but those words aint as great.

The current meatsuck record holder is the ALMIGHTY RONALDINO with a flabergasting 4 times in about like 2 hours.

This amazing 2:1 ratio of meatsucks to hours has yet to be topped by even the most luxurious of niggers and playa haters.

For more information send me $5 and i'll fill you in on how it works.
Ya boy: "Yo did you get that meatsuck last night?"

The boss: "Bitch why you even asking me that question you know im the meatsuck record holder of USA, got that gold medal muthafucker."

Ya boy: "My apologies for offending your greatness"

The boss: Damn straight.
by SteelerfaninPeru October 16, 2008
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meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.
Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.
by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005
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meatcock

a scruffy man that does nothing but mooches, steals, breaks things and sucks. A freeloader.
man that guy that came over today was a meatcock, all he did was eat your food and steal your xbox cords.
by skatemeyou August 26, 2010
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Meatcock

Big, huge, juicy penis.
An exceptionally large penis.
“Bro did you see Jim?”
“Yea, he has a huge meatcock!”
“I’d slobber all over that meaty meatcock that’s for sure!”
by Nameful February 18, 2022
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Meatsucka Ali

A person who is racist, sexist, homophobic, anti semetic, just an asshole. Think if someone loved Rucka Rucka Ali and took his songs seriously at the same time.
Person 1: I love Rucka, he's so funny
Meatsucka Ali: I know, all his songs are so true, especially What the Black Says.
Person 1: I think you missed the point
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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metacuck

A person who derives sexual pleasure from watching their significant other (or ex) derive sexual pleasure from watching the latter's ex (or significant other, as in polyamory) have sex with yet another person.
Johnny thinks being a metacuck is great because no technically no one in his relationship is cheating; he jacks off to his wife and his wife jacks off to her ex fucking another man. If anything it's cheating at being a cuck at all!
by Upside Down Bag of Flour April 11, 2024
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