meat puppet

the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
by OBPAEH January 25, 2008
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Meat Puppet

Porn slang for a male porn actor
"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."
by Courtney April 07, 2005
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Meat Puppet

Anal penetration of a female by a male while a second female fists the first females vaginal cavity and grabs the males penis during anal intercourse while holding firmly until male climaxes
Theses two girls gave me a gnarly meat puppet last night.
by Yaggggi August 03, 2023
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meat puppets

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.
The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.
by Jolly Roger March 16, 2004
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meat puppet

an actor working as an extra in a film or television production
They dress us up, tell us how to move around, and, in the end, no one even sees our faces; we're meat puppets.
by Shy Mind Couch August 01, 2016
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A person of below average height, such as a midget, who enjoys having entire hands, or fists, inserted into their rectum, thus looking like a live puppet to any viewers.
She enjoyed having every man's hand from the local hockey team up her ass and being their meat puppet mascot.

He took his hand and jammed it up the meat puppet's ass. It looked like Kermit with blood and shit squirting everywhere.
by William Eitch Macy July 15, 2008
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Meat Puppet

What the recipient of digital sex becomes if 3 or more fingers are used.
Veronica was a meat puppet of the highest order, to the extent that over the years she had collected enough rings to open her own jewelry store.
by Scandall May 25, 2008
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