meat beater

a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!

Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater

by Alexy Hanson is gay April 08, 2019

Meat Beater Peter

1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.

Why is the wall sticky?... Fuckin Meat Beater Peter!

by Almond Ballmans November 15, 2010

Nigerian meat beater

Occurs when a male mastribates too hard until his penis looks like beef jerky.

I just pulled a Nigerian meat beater, I’m worried I can’t have sex anymore

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 18, 2019

heated meat beater

When a girl gives a dry handjob.

Guy 1: My penis is so sore and irritated.
Guy 2: Dude, she gave you a heated meat beater!

by doobersmacker August 05, 2010

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 04, 2020

Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

by anonymous March 31, 2023

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 08, 2020