a guy who is obsessed with cumming by beating their meat to moto moto and has wet dreams every day and have like no friends and their name is Alexy and is gay LETS say it together NOW THATS CREAMY!!!
Alexy: I'm gonna masturbate to moto moto clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! clap! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! ah! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaa! uhhhhhhh! waaaaaaa! me: *comes to house* *opens door* Alexy: *Cums*. me: HOLY SHIT! your such a meat beater
by Alexy Hanson is gay April 8, 2019
1. The creature who grabs sausages at will and beats until love nectar has emerged, preferably he will finish himself before pursuing other alternatives.
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